Stars and lights

 

  

 Open my eyes

Turn to the right

Wake up and stretch

Look around my big bedroom

Scenic ocean and palm trees

White sand on my personal beach

Spin around and place my feet

Gucci for my aching soles

Walk to the bathroom

Crystal clear mirror

Six pack abs and tan to fit

Hair messed up but still shiny

Head down to the living room

Across the painting strewn halls

The cleaner salutes me

The butler ushers me in

A hearty breakfast fit for a king

Masterpiece courtesy the chef

Silver forks and spoons

Plates with gold etched edges

Orange juice served in crystal

Appointments read to me

SMS's texted dutifully

Time for another costume change

Clothes laid on my bed

Versace, D&G and the rest

Crafted and tailored

To suit my body perfectly

Cologne dabbed, Aviators donned

They all await me

Chauffeured in my Mercedes

Tinted to deflect the paparazzi

Music fills the vacuum

Calls ring incessantly

Ya ya I'm on my way

Directors, producers, idiots

The door opens, bulbs flash

Out I step into the world

A wave and a wink

Girls faint, some shriek

Scribble upon books
And kiss upon the cheek

The stars and lights

Its all about me
They all want to be me
They all want to do me
Cos being me is their frigging ticket
Away from their damned miseries